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Kim Kardashian: Still pissed off about being pissed on

Kim Kardashian: Still pissed off about being pissed on
August 17, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian, who’s essentially famous for having a giant ass and getting peed on by Brandy‘s brother Ray J in her sex tape, wants you all to know that she’s still totally angry about how her sex tape leaked and made her rich and famous by doing absolutely goddamn nothing. Only in America can a Z-list woman top the A-list by getting a golden-shower from a Z-list rapper.

Kim Kardashian graces the September cover of Allure. Inside she shares her beauty secrets and talks about her sex tape with Ray J, which arguably propelled her from Paris Hilton‘s sidekick to a boldfaced name herself.

On her sex tape: “Not my most proud moment, it was humiliating. But now let’s move on. Not that I don’t think it’s no one’s business, but I think I’ve done a good job with replacing negative things with positive things.” SOURCE

Now, here’s where my other job starts to make itself useful. In North America, any and all forms of pornography are subject to USC 2257; essentially, this means that in order to release a sex tape commercially, Vivid Videos (the distributor of said urine-soaked-Kim footage) would have needed Kim to come in and sign a release form and provide them with government-issued ID. And since the sex tape is out there for all to see, guess what? Kim totally signed off on it. So yeah, next time you hear some z-list whatever bitching and moaning about a ‘leaked’ sex tape, just tell them to fuck off back to obscurity.

… Oh dammit, how did I get on this soap box? Ah whatever; consider this your legal lesson of the day.