Kim Kardashian is shopping around her marriage to Kanye?

A little over a year ago, Kim Kardashian sold her big fake sham wedding out for the sake of money and attention, and then everyone acted all shocked when it imploded on itself barely two months later when Kim realized she would actually have to spend the rest of her life with someone who wasn’t herself. Whoops. So of course, Kim is allegedly already planning her next big fake sham wedding to Kanye West, except this time around, no one’s willing to buy into it because seriously, 72 days. Seventy. Two. Days. Jump up your own ass, Kim. From Star magazine, via Celebitchy

Kim Kardashian made a mint off of her first wedding, but an insider says the reality princess was shocked to discover that no one wants to buy in if she marries Kanye West. Kim still isn’t divorced from Kris Humphries, but she’s been quietly shopping around a potential wedding to Kanye. Her August 2011 nuptials to Kris in Montecito, CA should have cost $6 to $10 million, experts say, but Kim parlayed her fame to get deep discounts, and the E! network paid $15 million to air that wedding. Then they split after just 72 days. “That seemed so fake,” a source in the know says. “No one will believe it’s real this time.” And this time, E! didn’t even make an offer.

Ouch. You know things are bad when E!, whose sole reason for existing is to provide the Kardashians with a platform to annoy the world and, to a lesser extent, balance that out by having Joel McHale mock them relentlessly, won’t even buy into Kim’s garbage. Seriously, half their programming is some variation of the equation Kardashian A + Kardashian B + Random city = TV show! And they won’t even consider letting Kim try and pull off another fake wedding. That’s gotta sting.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

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