Kim Kardashian is planning her next (fake) wedding

My, can you believe it’s been almost a year since Kim Kardashian ended her last big fake sham wedding? Time sure flies when you’re being manipulative and evil! Sure, her last marriage may have ended in outright disaster after only two months, and sure she went ahead and kept all the money and gifts that she earned from said wedding, but that doesn’t mean she can’t go ahead and plan her next wedding to Kanye West! Speaking of, does anyone remember when Kanye wrote that song, “Gold Digger”? I feel like that can be tied in here somehow … Contact Music reports …

Speaking to Tatler Magazine, Kim revealed that she had always wanted a big blowout of a wedding like the one she had with husband of 72 days Humphries, but next time round she wants something a little more low-key. She told the magazine: “It had always been my dream to have a big wedding, and when people said that I’d made it over the top for [Keeping Up with The Kardashians], that was just me – I am over the top. But the next time, I want to do it on an island with just my friends and family and that’s it.”

“And by ‘friends and family,’ I mean ‘a camera crew and a few producers from E!’ as well as various corporate sponsors and donors. And maybe Lindsay Lohan too. I mean, I invited her to my last wedding, and look at how well we did in the ratings!” is how I like to imagine the rest of that quote went.

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