Remember how Kim Kardashian tweeted Barbie during Christmas, in order to wish an inanimate hunk of plastic and hair-like fiber a Merry Christmas? Turns out, that might have all just been a really shitty marketing ploy to introduce the world to Kim’s new Barbie doll! As a special feature, the doll even gets famous when you submerge it in warm water! That comes out of a penis. I’m saying Kim is only famous because she got peed on. Starpulse reports:
Reality TV stars Kim Kardashian and her fashion-designer sisters Kourtney and Khloé are to be forever immortalized as Barbie dolls in a new limited-edition collectibles line. A source tells Us Weekly, “The dolls will reflect the girls’ measurements and may even come in Kardashian-designed outfits.”
Why? Why is this a thing? I mean yes, Barbie has had some questionable moments when it comes to her commitment to feminism, but at least she never pretended to fake-marry Ken for two months for the sake of a TV show where she earned millions. Or maybe she did. I’m not really keeping up with those direct-to-DVD movies.