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Kim Kardashian is getting her own Barbie Doll

Kim Kardashian is getting her own Barbie Doll
January 5, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Kim Kardashian and Barbie

Remember how Kim Kardashian tweeted Barbie during Christmas, in order to wish an inanimate hunk of plastic and hair-like fiber a Merry Christmas? Turns out, that might have all just been a really shitty marketing ploy to introduce the world to Kim’s new Barbie doll! As a special feature, the doll even gets famous when you submerge it in warm water! That comes out of a penis. I’m saying Kim is only famous because she got peed on. Starpulse reports:

Reality TV stars Kim Kardashian and her fashion-designer sisters Kourtney and Khloé are to be forever immortalized as Barbie dolls in a new limited-edition collectibles line. A source tells Us Weekly, “The dolls will reflect the girls’ measurements and may even come in Kardashian-designed outfits.”

Why? Why is this a thing? I mean yes, Barbie has had some questionable moments when it comes to her commitment to feminism, but at least she never pretended to fake-marry Ken for two months for the sake of a TV show where she earned millions. Or maybe she did. I’m not really keeping up with those direct-to-DVD movies.

Kim Kardashian and Barbie