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Kim Kardashian is engaged to Kris Humphries!

Kim Kardashian is engaged to Kris Humphries!
May 25, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

Yes yes, I know: Two Kim Kardashian posts in one day? Believe me, I hate this as much as you do. I am thoroughly disappointed in myself. I will make myself sit in a corner later. Anyway, it looks like Kim’s boyfriend, Kris Humphries, proposed to her (I’m assuming at gunpoint at the behest of Kim’s mother, Kris Jenner), so it looks like Kim is getting more publicity married or shall we say pre-divorced! Yay!

Humphries popped the question with a custom-designed, 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond sparkler. “I just knew I wanted it to be big,” says Humphries, 26, who, with the help of Kardashian’s mom Kris Jenner, planned an intimate family celebration later that evening. “Kris really didn’t want a big celebration, but he had jokingly told my mom he’d be fine if there were mini-horses there,” says Kardashian with a laugh. “Later that night at the party, my mom brought out two mini-horses, covered in glitter, for us! It was hysterical!” SOURCE

And naturally, she’s on the cover of People magazine, because (A) Kim Kardashian couldn’t queef without letting a magazine know about it, and (B) People is the most celebrity ass kissing magazine out there. Seriously, Kim could punt a baby down a football field, and they’d probably just throw her ass on the cover with the headline “Kim Kardashian: She’s just kicking for a baby!”

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries