Kim Kardashian is eating like there’s no tomorrow!

A couple weeks ago, I would have been the first to defend Kim Kardashian from people who think she’s gaining too much weight. But after that report about how Kim is basically just going on about her weight so she can score a multi-million dollar Weight Watchers deal, meh. Let that talk all she wants. In that spirit, here’s a report about how Kim is binge-eating because she’s convinced that Kanye West is going to leave her because holy hell, Kim really wants that Weight Watchers deal. From In Touch

During a recent business meeting at the tasty NYC eatery ABC Kitchen, Kim Kardashian allowed herself to order two sweet treats from the restaurant’s decadent dessert menu. But when the calorific confections arrived at her table, they were accompanied by an unwanted gift: three additional sugary plates. It was the last thing Kim needed – especially now that her relationship with Kanye West is on the rocks. “She’s eating her feelings,” says an insider close to the reality star, who’s six months pregnant. “She’s telling friends that she’s miserable in her relationship with Kanye because he’s deserted her,” says an insider. “She knows she’s probably going to end up as a single mom. No wonder she’s packing on the pounds.”

So who’s willing to bet that this “insider close to the reality star” is just Kris Jenner planting stories so that Kim can score a Weight Watcher deal? Because seriously, I have never seen someone so transparently angle towards money in my entire life. Bitch isn’t even trying to hide the fact that she’s a remorseless, shallow, money-hungry famewhore.

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