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Kim Kardashian is dating Mark Sanchez now?

Kim Kardashian is dating Mark Sanchez now?
February 3, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Kim Kardashian and Mark Sanchez

After Kim Kardashian gave the whole “beg the world for pity” thing a try only to have it completely not work, Kim has decided that the hell with it, she’s just going to find some another professional athlete to stick his penis in her. So here come the reports about how Kim is now doing it with football star Mark Sanchez of the New York Jets. Probably because at this point, he’s probably the only New York Jet that she hasn’t banged. RadarOnline reports:

According to TerezOwens.com, the two started “secretly” dating while Kim was filming the FIRST season of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, pre Kris Humphries days, and now they are back together, hot and heavy. “Kim and Mark like to meet in hotels for dinner dates and flings’” a source tells the sports blogger. “Whenever Kim is in New York, they hang out. They are very careful with not being seen together, Mark is seeing someone!”

Oh who are we kidding, Kim is probably the one spreading the story herself. Since when is Kim the kind to play her cards close to her chest? This is the same lady who tried to start a Bible study group and then almost immediately afterwards tweeted a photo of her showing off her boobs in a bikini. For the lord sayeth, “Lo, the urine-soaked whore shall proclaim her every move from the mountains, and the peasants below her will look up and say ‘No, seriously, what do you even do?'”

Kim Kardashian and Mark Sanchez