Kim Kardashian: The paparazzi are threatening me!

Kim Kardashian: The paparazzi are threatening me!
June 7, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has made a career out of circular logic by convincing the paparazzi to photograph her because she’s famous because the paparazzi photograph her. See? It’s like she weaseled her way into a mobius strip of self-involved awfulness. Anyway, now Kim is claiming that the paparazzi are threatening her, and took to Twitter to call them out …

Look, we’re by no means fans of Kim, but if anyone is threatening her, she deserves to take every precaution to make sure she’s safe. That being said … well, this is Kim we’re talking about, the woman who will say and do anything if she can milk a bad soap drama narrative out of it? Kim is calculating and manipulative to a fault, and I really wouldn’t put it past her to make something like this up for the sake of keeping them off her trail while she finishes up her pregnancy (which is a pretty good reason.) Ultimately, if it happened, by all means let Kim fend ’em off, but I do have suspicions, given Kim’s track record with her public image.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.