Let me just put this as bluntly as I can: I don’t really believe in relationships or monogamy. If only because ultimately they all have to end someway or another. But even worse is faking one because you’re an opportunistic whore, which is where Kim Kardashian comes in. Kim had her bachelorette party this weekend while Kris Humphries had his in the club right next to hers. So Kim took the opportunity to ditch her own party that her sisters put on for her and crash Kris’ bachelor party because she can just do that.
My sisters are doing everything they can to embarrass me,” Kardashian told the crowd that cheered for her and more than 20 party guests, including sisters Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian, mother Kris Jenner, pals LaLa Vasquez Anthony and Brittny Gastineau, who all wore red light-up rings on their fingers. Her fiancé Kris Humphries, meanwhile, wasn’t far away, celebrating his bachelor party at Lavo Las Vegas with Kim’s brother Rob Kardashian, Lamar Odom and several NBA players. Donning a white T-shirt, Humphries downed shots and sang along to the deejay. But the singing stopped momentarily when a woman crashed the celebration. That woman was Kim Kardashian. SOURCE
Before I go into my rant, one quick aside: LaLa? Brittny? One thing my mother taught me is that mothers will give their kids terrible names the more vaginal tearing they cause during birth. Clearly, these two were big babies. Anyway, dick move Kim. The point of a Bachelor/Bachelorette party is that banging one pussy (or cock) for the rest of your life is AWFUL, so they need to celebrate their last hurrah of being able to bang other people. And you ruined that. You bitch. I hope the stripper in your cake gave you an ass rash.