Yeah, remember how Kim Kardashian was rumored to be dating Halle Berry‘s sloppy seconds and that they were ever-so in love? Well ha ha! No. Actually, Kim is now dating basketball player Kris Humphries (GAH! More fucking K’s!) because Kimmy would date Chris Brown if it meant she could use the bruises to score a Star magazine cover.
“Kim likes him much more than Gabriel,” and “insider” told Life & Style. “He’s normal, so much fun and cute. He’s perfect for what Kim wants right now, which is some fun dates and some fun times.” SOURCE
Alright, two theories here: The first is that Kim is dating neither of these men because, as we all know, her ass is so big that Ray J accidentally dropped his career in it a couple years back and it’s been lost ever since. The second is that Kim was still hungry after devouring Gabriel Aubry‘s soul and she needs another man’s spirit to maintain her youthful appearance.