If you’ve never been to Los Angeles, you probably haven’t seen the Hollywood Walk of Fame, which is actually quite beautiful and memorialises a lot of very talented people. So of course, famewhore Kim Kardashian wants a star of her own, even though she lacks the very important “talent” portion of the requirements. And before you ask: No, getting making a sex tape is not a talent. Hollyscoop reports …
Kim Kardashian recently sat down for an interview with V magazine where she announced that reality TV is just like rap music (seriously?), how nobody understands the power of reality TV (really?), but most importantly, how she’s striving to be the first socialite to gain a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (hahah, wait WHAT?!).
“I think there was a quote where somebody said that reality stars will never get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. So, of course I’m so competitive that I think that it would be a huge achievement and a goal that anyone would want. I would love to break that mold,” Kim told the magazine.
And because there’s nothing funnier than seeing someone put a pin in Kim’s inflated and unwarranted sense of self-importance, here’s the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce (wait, the Chamber of Commerce is responsible for this? Huh. I learned something today!) outright saying that Kim will never get a star because shut up, that’s why.
“She has not been nominated. She is a reality star. We don’t do reality stars. She needs to get a real acting job then come to us,” a rep for the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce tells Hollyscoop exclusively.
As Hollyscoop points out, stars are reserved for people who actually contribute to TV. Granted, you could say that Kim “contributes” to TV, although that would be like saying that dropping a turd in the punch bowl is a “contribution.” Technically, you’ve added mass to a pre-existing substance, but at the end of the day, it’s still just a piece of crap and you’re a douche for trying to make us swallow it.