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Kim Kardashian has flying issues

Kim Kardashian has flying issues
May 29, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Kim Kardashian

If you know anything about Kim Kardashian, it’s that she’s unpleasant, self-promotional, and will say anything as long as it gets her press. So of course, she took to her Twitter account to call out British Airways for stealing from her. She doesn’t say what it is, but if I had to guess, it was probably a bottle of Kanye West‘s pee labelled “Mouthwash”.

Very disappointed in British Airways for opening my luggage & taking some special items of mine!Some things are sentimental &not replaceable. What happened to the days when you could lock your bags! We need to get back to that. There’s no sense of security & no trust! Shame on you. Buuuuut watching a little Keeping Up With The Kardashians will make me smile! Tune into E tonight at the new time of 9/8c!

So basically, she accused a multi-national corporation of robbing her for the sake of promoting her terrible show. Yeah, that sounds like something Kim would do. But way, it gets better! From TMZ:

One of Kim Kardashian’s handlers got into a shouting match with an LAX police officer when she claimed the guy was more interested in getting Kim’s autograph than protecting her from fans and paparazzi. The heated exchange was captured Friday evening as the woman — who was clearly part of Kim’s entourage — accuses the officer of asking Kim for an autograph when he should have been keeping her safe. The officer got PISSED … insisting loudly, “I don’t appreciate you coming here and telling us we’re here for autographs. I don’t do that.” The cop adds, “We’re not here to do any service for [Kim Kardashian]. We’re here for the needs of the international terminal.”

Holy crap, is she trying to get on the no-fly list or something? Chances are she’s just mad because she can’t step into an airport without being swarmed by bomb-sniffing dogs. They can probably still smell the residual failure from her marriage.

Kim Kardashian