Since Kim Kardashian spent last Halloween getting divorced after two whole months of marriage, Kim is presumably going to spend this year trying to make us forget that ever happened. So here she is modelling possible Halloween costumes on Instagram, except it turns out that in my thorough research (by which I mean I Googled “Kim Kardashian Halloween Costume”) it turns out the bitch just recycled a rejected Halloween outfit from two years ago. Seriously, not that there’s anything wrong with reusing clothes, but when it comes to Halloween costumes? No. Wear it once, that’s it.
October 15, 2012