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Kim Kardashian got flour-bombed

Kim Kardashian got flour-bombed
March 23, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Kim Kardashian

There are times I see celebrities who built entire careers and fortunes off of being terrible human beings get their comeuppance, and I wonder to myself if I’m a bad person for seeing someone in pain. And then I realized that Kim Kardashian faked a marriage for millions, and that I already AM a bad person, and then I laugh when people throw flour over her fat ass. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TMZ reports:

Kim was at the London Hotel in West Hollywood for an event touting her new fragrance line, True Reflection. She was walking the red carpet when a woman threw the white powder at her from behind, covering her back and her hair. During the incident, the attacker shouted, “Fur hag.” Kim went to a private room, took the jacket off, brushed the powder off her hair and returned to the event. But the fire department had to examine the powder and deal with any possible danger. They determined it was cooking flour.

Of course, there are a few people out there who think Kim just staged the whole thing as a publicity stunt, to which I say NO. NO IT WAS NOT. I need this to be real because if my one piece of schadenfreude is taken away from me by the lying, flour-dusted whorebeast, my feet will turn into ass-kicking bombs of rage and righteous indignation. Someone needs to be so sick of her bullshit that they would dump flour all over the lying half-wit.

Kim Kardashian