This is perhaps the best news ever, according to TMZ, famewhore Kim Kardashian has gone into hiding here in Los Angeles. Obviously she’s trying to avoid all the massive scrutiny over her impending divorce from Kris Humphries (the two have had zero contact since the papers were filed) after just seventy-two days of marriage. Surprisingly Kim has banned all reality show cameras from filming any of the behind-the-scenes fallout from all the drama, so don’t expect the special Kim’s Fairytale Divorce to air on E! anytime soon. The longer she stays out of the spotlight, the better because at this point we’re all sick of hearing about her stupidity. Now how can we get the rest of the Kardashian family to go into hiding?
Kim Kardashian has gone into lockdown, sources close to KK tell TMZ, and she went to great lengths yesterday at LAX to conceal her true location. Kim’s airport arrival caused mass hysteria among the paparazzi . According to our sources, the paps trailed Kim from the airport — but little did they know … Kim pulled a switcheroo, switching cars mid-ride, and disappearing to a secret hideout. We’re told Kim will be staying indoors until she begins filming on the Tyler Perry movie “Marriage Counselor.” That means Kim will be missing her mother’s birthday dinner … and brother-in-law Lamar Odom’s birthday dinner as well. Our sources say the attention surrounding her because of the divorce is too much for her … and she’s laying low until it dies down.