So back around the middle of October, I joked about how E! would start putting together a new special called Kim’s Fairytale Divorce sometime in the spring, because ha ha! Laughable! Turns out, I may have totally been right. Thanks to a weird legal loophole, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ divorce trial could be legally public, which means that there’s a very good chance the famewhore herself could turn it all into one big reality TV special, replete with her in the back of a limo while her momager Kris Jenner and the producers squirt saline tears into her eyes. HollywoodLife reports:
Kris truly believes that “Kim had no intention to stay married to him and she just got married to make money,” the Humphries source reveals to HollywoodLife. ”He and his team wouldn’t go forward if they didn’t believe that they could prove this [in court.]” So right now, Kim and Kris are on track to face-off in court by the end of summer and they will most likely find that the proceedings are all televised because California has an “open policy on popular court cases.” In other words, cases that are expected to be highly popular like the O.J. Simpson case, which Kim’s father Robert Karadshian prosecuted , and the Lindsay Lohan cases, are all open to the television cameras. The only way for Kim to keep her divorce from airing in public is to make a financial settlement with Kris or to agree to his request for an annulment based on fraud.
So basically, her only options are to either pay off Kris in order to hide the fact that she’s a fraud, publicly admit that she’s a fraud, or turn it into a reality television special wherein she finally reveals how big of a fraud she is. Either way, Kim isn’t walking out of this without a huge ass neon sign over her head that constantly blinks ‘FRAUD’ every day and every night for the rest of her life. About damn time.