Kim Kardashian’s ex-publicist spills the beans!

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In the wake of Kim Kardashian‘s big fake ass getting big fake married and the subsequently big fake divorced all for her big fake reality TV show after just 72 days of big fakiness, the question was asked: does anyone else think some of this stuff might not be all that real? Of course, anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together realized that yes, everything was complete bullshit, and just in case you had any doubt, here’s Kim’s ex-publicist saying that he and Kim worked together to create a fake engagement rumor, among other fake bullshit, about her and ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush. Zap2It reports:

“I’ve staged several moments that the world has seen of her,” Jaxson says. He then recounts that on Dec. 26, 2007 Kardashian was attempting to figure out how to garner more publicity for herself. It was at this time the two hatched an idea to dupe the press into thinking she was engagement ring shopping for an impending nuptial with then beau Reggie Bush. Jaxson explains the Kardashian suggested, “Let me go to a ring store and act as if I’m walking out and Reggie Bush is proposing to me.” When asked if Jaxson and Kardashian staged the Reggie Bush proposal he says, “100 percent.” Jaxson adds that this kind of behavior is what drove a wedge between the Kardashian and the NFL running back. “He was totally unaware of these type of antics,” Jaxson says. “And when he finally got wind of it through some other people, he chose not to be in this relationship.”

As for her 72-day marriage to NBAer Kris Humphries, Jaxson says he believes that Kardashian was in love. But he disputes the family’s frequent assertions that they didn’t profit off the televised event. “She would never make such a move…[of] getting proposed or engaged…if she wasn’t serious in love,” Jaxson says. “To say they weren’t paid is a bunch of foolish garbage.” As for Kardashian’s future as a reality star, Jaxson doesn’t hold out much hope. He first pointed to Paris Hilton’s demise in this arena before discussing his former client. “They all die out eventually,” he says.

Kim fakes every part of her life for attention, which pretty demolished any hopes at a real relationship, and she’ll soon be out the fucking door because everyone’s starting to realize everything about her is a lie? No shit. I mean yes, it’s encouraging that people are starting to come forth exposing Kim for the liar she is, although I just wish they would tell us something we don’t know. Like, say if Kim Kardashian pays homeless people to murder each other for fun. Because that would be just silly if Kim Kardashian pays homeless people to murder each other for fun. That’s just simply not true! Haha! Oh you …

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