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Kim Kardashian doesn’t understand irony!

Kim Kardashian doesn’t understand irony!
July 6, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Kim Kardashian - Cosmopolitan

So remember that time Kim Kardashian sold out the Armenian Genocide for the sake of appearing on another issue of Cosmopolitan magazine? Well here it is! Oh, and here’s the best part: She’s using it to bitch and moan about how she’s so over-publicized that she feels like a zoo animal, while she poses on the cover of a magazine she appeared on by telling her ancestors to fuck off for more publicity.

In her most recent cover story, Kardashian sits down with Cosmopolitan to go over what fills many, many magazine profiles–her appearance. She also talks about being a celebrity, “Sometimes I feel like a zoo animal. I’ll be at a restaurant, and someone will put their phone in front of my face and take a picture without saying hi.” Her look on the August cover is not like the one we’ve come to associate with the sultry reality star. She’s dressed down in a ripped, sweatshirt dress but her sex appeal is still blinding. The article hits newsstands July 12; maybe this one will show us something different about the bombshell celebrity. SOURCE

Oh darn, really? Well here’s a thought: Stop appearing on magazine covers. If you don’t want people gawking over you like a product, stop selling yourself as such. And if you want people to stop staring at you and leave you alone, don’t broadcast your marriage on the E! channel, ya silly douche. Unless of course this is all just your way of once again try to have your cake and eat it to, in which case I hope you choke on the buttercream, bitch.

Kim Kardashian - Cosmopolitan