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Kim Kardashian’s Divorce: 8x longer than her marriage

Kim Kardashian’s Divorce: 8x longer than her marriage
June 4, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

According to RadarOnline, yesterday marked the day that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries officially divorced, which is somewhat ironic because Kim’s about to give birth to a shiny new magazine cover. I mean baby. Which she’ll use to land a magazine cover for money and attention …

According to paperwork obtained exclusively by RadarOnline, the marriage formally ended on June 3, 2013. “The court orders, good cause appearing, judgment of dissolution is entered. Marital or domestic partnership status is terminated and the parties are restored to the status of single persons on June 3, 2013,” the documents reveal. The 32-year-old E! reality star signed the docs on May 27; Humphries inked them on May 23. Kardashian filed for divorce after just 72 days of marriage in 2011, after the couple had an over-the-top wedding.

Which is all fine and good, but here’s the weird part: According to Radar, it took 581 days for Kim’s divorce to finally go through, which means that her divorce lasted almost eight times longer than her marriage. It’s also worth noting that all this took place in the state that took one look at Prop 8 and went “Huh, stripping happy gays and lesbians of their marital rights? Sounds good to me! HERP DERP.”

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.