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Kim Kardashian compared getting divorced to beating cancer

Kim Kardashian compared getting divorced to beating cancer
Kim Kardashian

Overcoming cancer is one of the most difficult things a person can do. It requires a lot of fight, access to great medical care, and a huge support staff. Kim Kardashian entered into a big fake marriage for the sake of a reality TV show, then filed for divorce two months later for more attention. So of course, Kim thinks that the two of these things are completely similar in every way. Via Complex

[W]e decided to film for the wedding,” she says. “And that was a decision that [Kris Humphries] and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.

First off, what are the chances Kim would talk to a girl who was battling cancer out of the goodness of her heart? This somehow was probably rolled into another one of her many lame ass endorsements or crappy product lines. Second, Kim just compared breaking up her big fake sham wedding to beating cancer. I’m not sure what kind of Karmic debt she’s in right now, but I’m just going to assume the universe is going to drop a bus full of flaming turds on her house.

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