Despite the fact that her last attempt at screen acting was in Disaster Movie, a film so shitty everyone who watched it ended up getting hepatitis A, Kim Kardashian somehow managed to land a role in an upcoming Tyler Perry movie, probably because she’s a Kardashian and Perry will try just about anything to get asses in seats to see Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry’s Tyler Perry of Tyler Perry starring Tyler Perry. From the Huffington Post:
The reality star/designer/businesswoman/HuffPost Game Changer has joined the cast of Tyler Perry’s next film, The Marriage Counselor, she tweeted Friday night. Based on one of Perry’s plays, the film tells the story of a marriage counselor whose own marriage begins to fall apart when her husband’s parents move in. She begins to cheat on her husband, and Kardashian will play a co-worker who takes her to the big city for a makeover. The role dovetails well with her recent, televised marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries. The announcement was also a great birthday gift for Kardashian; she turned 31 on Friday.
Whoa whoa whoa … she’s 31? HA! Okay, 31 is by no stretch of the imagination old, but when you consider that famewhores age at twice the normal rate of regular people (there’s a reason why Lindsay Lohan looks fifty), that means that Kim is like 62. That’s right Kim: your fifteen seconds fame is actually more like seven-and-a-half. Better make (and leak) some more sex tapes, otherwise people are going to realize you have no talent and stop stunt-casting you in movies.