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Kim Kardashian’s fake publicity marriage is serious business

Kim Kardashian’s fake publicity marriage is serious business
August 19, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Kim Kardashian

I know you’re as sick to death about this stupid fucking wedding as I am, but since there’s fuck and all going on right now and I got all of zero goddamn sleep last night because I was on a bus from Toronto to Montreal, we’re all going to suffer through the dumb harpy’s whining together. Anyway, Kim Kardashian has decided for once in her life not to show off her life for the paparazzi and has beefed up the security for her wedding. No, not because she wants a loving ceremony between her and her family, but because she doesn’t want the wedding to leak before it can be shown on E!

Sources connected to the wedding tell TMZ … party crashers are being treated as a serious threat … and not only will security constantly patrol the grounds at the Montecito estate … but we’re told they’ll also get support from the sky … in the form of roaming choppers.

We’re told the majority of the wedding festivities will take place either indoors or under tents to thwart the paparazzi  — because the Kardashians don’t want the footage to leak out before their special airs on TV.  SOURCE

So even when Kim is trying to do something privately, it’s actually just because she wants to sell it out at a later date for more money. You know what? Fuck it, I hope the paparazzi crashes your wedding and leaks it online, you skank. Maybe then you’ll learn not to sell out valuable life moments for fame and to stay away from the paparazzi.

Kim Kardashian