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Kim and Kanye are naming their kid North West?!

Kim and Kanye are naming their kid North West?!
March 21, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Because giving your kids terrible name as a form of passive-aggressive revenge is apparently all the rage, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian might name their baby North West. As in, first name North, last name West. I may not be a child psychiatrist or anything, but I’m pretty sure naming your child a pun is a great way to ensure that he puts you in a home when you’re older. Via HuffPo

The latest rumor out of the gold-encrusted KK household is that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are going to name their baby North. Oh yes, the child’s full name will be North West (slow clap). It seems as if Kimye have officially and unequivocally fallen trap to the ridiculous celebrity baby name mill, the one that spun out Holly Madison’s Rainbow as of recent weeks.

I look forward to the day when they invariably have this conversation:

North: Mom, Dad, why did you name me after a bad joke?
Kim: Well, years ago, Mommy duped an easy mark into marrying her for money and attention, and then I dumped him two months later and started seeing your father…
Kanye: Then one thing lead to another, and I impregnated your mother while she was still legally married to another man. Long story short, I lost a bet and I had to name you North West.
North: When I grow up, I’m going to write memoires about you two. I will not be kind.
Kim: We deserve that.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.