Remember when Kim Kardashian made the whole “I’ll never date another football player” thing, which had nothing to do with the fact that the Super Bowl was happening, and I called her a lying liar who tells lies for attention because she’s a morally corrupt famewhore? Well, score one for me, because it looks like she’s back together with her football player ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush. See how that works? TMZ reports:
Kim Kardashian has reunited with her ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush … breaking bread with the NFL player at the Beverly Hills Hotel this weekend … TMZ has learned. Multiple sources tell us … the two were smiling and laughing during the lunch date … and played it cool when fans approached them for pictures and autographs. We’re told it seemed just like old times … before Kim went off and married/divorced that other guy whose name we can’t remember.
I’m just going to assume that they’re back together because Kim said she would never date another football player, which means now she has to bang the entire NFL by the end of the week. That’s just how the words that come out of her mouth works. Which means that all we need to just get Kim to admit that she exists, which will cause a logic loop that will cause her to fade out of existence.