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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have wedding plans?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have wedding plans?
May 3, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West seem so happy together, they’ve apparently decided to make wedding plans according to RadarOnline. Hey, why not? If a baby doesn’t magically fix your loveless relationship, then vowing to stay together until one of you dies should fix what ails you!

Kim is set to exchange “I do’s” wearing an “ethereal white wedding dress,” the source said, and wants a location “where they can hear the waves and be married under the moon and stars. “Kim’s choice at the moment is a starlight ceremony in California’s Big Sur,” the insider added, noting that Kanye has signed off on all of the stipulations, as well as signing off on whichever wedding planner she chooses. But don’t think that Kim is going to be making all of the decisions about the wedding — or in this relationship. Kanye has made it completely clear to Kim that he does not want ANY media at the wedding and they will not sell their wedding photos for profit.

Wait, did Kanye just ask Kim not to use a private, intimate moment in their life as an opportunity for money and attention? Nope, this relationship won’t last. They’re doomed. Sorry ’bout it.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.