Kim Kardashian and Kanye West blew $750,000 on gold-plated toilets!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West blew $750,000 on gold-plated toilets!
July 24, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Yes, you read that right: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. $750,000. Gold-plated toilets. They are literally the worst people ever. Page Six reports …

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have spent just over $750,000 on four gold-plated toilets for their new Bel Air mansion. The couple have been staying with Kim’s mom Kris Jenner while work on their new mansion in LA is finished. Now that they have a completion date they have started buying furniture and fittings. Kanye has ordered six special-edition beds from the company that supplies London’s Savoy Hotel, costing $174,000 each.

You know, we talk a lot about how these two are just the gawddamn devil, but I can’t come up with a better example for delusional excess and a complete detachment from reality than someone buying gold-plated toilets. You know what works just as good as gold-plated toilets? Any toilet ever. Hell, you could sell the gold-plated toilets, buy the regular ones, and then use the difference to buy a needy a family a nice home. Hell, you could buy multiple homes for needy families. But no, I’m sure your crap needs to be done in something that costs that much. Assholes.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.