A psychic helped Kim Kardashian get divorced?

I remember when Kim Kardashian ended her big fake marriage after only seventy-two days, my first instinct was to role my eyes, mutter “well of course she is” and then cursing the horrid bitch for ruining Halloween for me. HALLOWEEN! You have some nerve, Kim … anyway, prepare yourselves, because this next story will make your eyes roll so damn hard they pop out of your sockets and tear ass across the country: Kim filmed the “exact moment” she decided to break up with Kris Humphries, and it involved “psychic” John Edwards. The folks from TooFab break down the bullshit:

Kim Kardashian finally came to the realization she wants out of her marriage with Kris Humphries on last night’s Kourtney & Kim Take New York — after she communicated with her dead father. On Sunday’s episode, Kim and sister Kourtney met with psychic John Edwards, who said he was able to contact their father, Robert Kardashian. Eventually, talk led to Kim’s divorce from her first husband, Damon Thomas — with Edwards saying “as long as he [Robert Sr.] felt you learned from it, we’re good.” The divorce talk proved too much for Kim, who broke down when alone with her sister after their reading. “What was so crazy about that was like, when he was talking about like the divorce stuff … I honestly feel like I can’t do this anymore with Kris,” She said … through tears. “I feel like I got into this like way too fast and I don’t want to be married anymore.”

This has to be it. This has to be the final straw that proves to the world that everything about Kim is a fraudulent ball of lies all rolled up like a Katamari. Because there is no way someone can look you in the eyes and say “Yes, I knew the moment John Edwards spoke to my dead father on a reality show that I needed to divorce my husband.” Hell, I think John was actually brought in just to make Kim look like an honest human being. The hell with this show and anyone who truly, no kidding likes this show.

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