Ever since Kim Kardashian announced that she was pregnant, Kanye West has been conspicuously absent most of the time. When he actually is around, more often than not the guy just looks like he’s praying for a death that just won’t come. (Actually, that would explain why he walked face-first into a sign, doesn’t it?) Well, Kanye is reportedly planning on spending even more time as far away from Kim as possible after she delivers the baby, so I’m just going to go ahead and remind you all that a baby doesn’t magically fix your sh!tty relationship you entered for the sake of attention. Via Page Six …
A source told the gossip site, “Kim is giving birth in July, and the baby will only be a few months old when Kanye goes out on the road.” “Needless to say,” the source added, “Kim is very unhappy that Kanye won’t be around as much because of his work. Even if she flew on a private jet with the baby to see Kanye, it would be impossible for mother and baby to be on the road with him.” Kardashian is also busy filming her reality show with her family in LA. “Kim just feels like she can’t win. She feels that both of their work schedules are going to prevent them from spending quality time together after the baby is born,” the insider said.
Really? This amazes you? The guy looks like he’d rather take a one-way trip to the moon then deal with this. Honestly, it kinda seems like they both want different things but are basically shackled together by a baby: Kim just wants to be famous without doing any work, and Kanye wants to have his trophy bride without any responsibility or media notoriety. Those two things aren’t compatible, and now they’re stuck together forever. You’re each other’s own personal hell, and I don’t feel bad for either of you.
UPDATE: Could Kim possibly go on tour with Kanye? That’s what TMZ is claiming!