Kim Kardashian was really concerned about her vagina

Kim Kardashian was really concerned about her vagina
October 28, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

After a woman gives birth, it’s important to make sure that both the mother and the baby are completely healthy and fine. Or if you’re a vain famewhore such as Kim Kardashian, you immediately run home and look at your vagina in a mirror to make sure your publicity-baby didn’t completely ruin your lady business. Because that’s a thing really that happened. Via Fishwrapper

“When I came back from the hospital, the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better than before.”

–Kim Kardashian (seriously) on the very first thing she did after birthing her daughter, North West, when she got home from the hospital.

Don’t worry everyone, it’s all cool! Kim’s vagina is still in tip-top shape, in case her mom ever sets up a video shoot of her having sex again for profit and fame … The kid? What kid? Oh yeah, that one, North West. No, the kid is going to be slowly ruined through years of close proximity to other Kardashians, slowly having her innocent soul sucked away by the pit of shrill, evil cat people she calls family. So she’s ruined. But Kim’s vagina? Still good to go!

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.