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Kim Kardashian wants to pose naked again!

Kim Kardashian wants to pose naked again!
September 3, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

It’s natural for shows to go into reruns during the summer, since it’s not like the writers can keep churning out stories after the season ends. And for Kim Kardashian, a terrible reality TV show in human form, she’s apparently gone into reruns since Khloé Kardashian is getting all the story lines now, and is talking about posing for Playboy magazine … again. RadarOnline reports …

During a promo for future episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, (which begin airing again on Sept. 29 on E!) pregnant Kim was shown declaring, “As soon as I pop this thing out, I want to do Playboy or some nude shoot.” As fans know, Kim already gave birth to daughter North by boyfriend Kanye West in June, but her show is still airing episodes where she’s expecting the baby. The idea to do a post-birth naked shoot is surprising, because Kim, who posed for the magazine in 2007, objected when Playboy published the photos again online (and added some previously unreleased ones) in 2010 after she became famous.

Playboy: Hello, this is Playboy, may I ask who’s speaking?
Kim: It’s me, Kim Kardashian! I was wondering if-
Playboy: Oh, aren’t you the bitch who posed for us when you were a nobody then sh!t all over us when you were famous?
Kim: Yes.
Playboy: And now you’re coming back now that public interest in you is waning?
Kim: Yes.
Playboy: And you spent years getting rich off of nothing all while refusing to expand your experiences as a human being?
Kim: Yes.
Playboy: Good, just wanted to make sure you were well and truly screwed before I hung up. *SLAM*

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.