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Kim Kardashian wants Kris Jenner’s clothes when she dies

Kim Kardashian wants Kris Jenner’s clothes when she dies
March 25, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kris Jenner

If you haven’t read Vogue‘s interview / ass-kissing of Kim Kardashian yet, don’t. Just don’t. Unless you want to read someone unironically praise Kris Jenner‘s “apricot” skin. Personally, I’d say it’s more along the lines of “corpse rot grey”, but that works too. Anyway, there is one passage that’s worth a look: the one where Kim basically admits that waits for Kris to die so that she and her sisters could steal all of her worldly possessions. Via Us Weekly

There was a darker side to the Kardashian kids’ fashion envy, too, Kim reveals. “One time Kourtney and I sat in my mom’s closet–we must’ve been eight or nine–and we were like, ‘If Mom dies, we’re going to write down who gets what.'” And, well, they did just that! “We went through every last piece of her wardrobe,” Kim reveals. “We were so mean then!”

Yes. “Then.” Anyway, while I too am conscious of the fact that someday Kris will pass from this realm and reclaim her throne aside Satan, where she will rule over the damned lands for eternity, at least my first thought when I pondered her mortality wasn’t “YAY CLOTHES!” But really, the joke’s on Kim, since we all know when Kris dies, the world will be consumed by the flames of Hell and death will reign for a millenium. They’re planning on making it their 200th episode special.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.