Kim Kardashian thinks she’s Jason Bourne now!

Kim Kardashian thinks she’s Jason Bourne now!
July 30, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

Because Kim Kardashian still isn’t allowed out in public yet desperately needs to be out there getting herself some attention, Kim decided to put a video on Keek (I have no idea what that is either. What are the odds she has a deal going with them?) about some photog breaking into her gated community.

Spoiler alert: Absolutely nothing happens. It’s about thirty seconds of Kris Jenner chasing down a theoretical person while an unwilling assistant follows along behind her, shaking the camera and holding it vertically. This is what happens when your staff writers go on holiday and you leave the stars behind to fend for themselves: They end up doing unexceptional nothingness.

Jul 29, 2013 | #Trespassing #GatedCommunityBreakIn #Dangerous #CopsCalled #WOW by KimKardashian on Keek.com

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.