Kim Kardashian: Still a shameless famewhore!

Kim Kardashian: Still a shameless famewhore!
September 17, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

Earlier today, a story was going around that Kim Kardashian was distancing herself from the rest of the Kardashians by switching to a different PR person in order to appease Kanye West. But don’t worry! According to RadarOnline, Kim is still a huge, attention-grubbing famewhore who would set a litter of kittens on fire if she thought it would get her a passing mention in Cat Fancy.

A source tells RadarOnline: “Kim is letting Kanye revamp her entire lifestyle right now and she’s loving the changes he’s making, but she is still the same old schemer that she’s always been!”

“Kim isn’t going to ever stop secretly texting the paparazzi or the people she knows that can help her stay famous,” the insider told Radar. “Kanye would be really mad if he knew that she’s doing it, but Kim is still texting with paparazoos and talking to people that she knows will get her side of any story out.” Said the source: “Kim knows what made and kept her famous. She isn’t going stop doing what she does, which is stay in the spotlight — and that’s no matter what she tells Kanye.”

Know how I knew that Kim was still a colossal famewhore even though a report said she wasn’t? Because she did something in private, and the story immediately got out. Classic Kim. Unfortunately, what the poor dumb a-hole doesn’t realize is that public interest in her is finite, like our crude oil resources: Sure, they’re bountiful and addictive now, but they’re destroying the world and someday we’ll have completely tapped out what we have and you’ll be left high and dry with absolutely nothing. Sorry not sorry.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.