Kim Kardashian: Rob’s weight is tarnishing my family’s name

Kim Kardashian: Rob’s weight is tarnishing my family’s name
May 29, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

Not news: Kim Kardashian is a soulless douche-hole. News: Kim Kardashian is a soulless douche-hole who seems to think her brother’s weight gain is bringing down the family name. No really. According to RadarOnline, the big reason why Rob Kardashian bailed on her and Kanye West’s big famewhore wedding was because they had a blowout fight where Kim accused Rob of leaking info to the press. Oh, and Kim also thinks his physical appearance is tanking the family name, instead of oh I don’t know, the fact that Kim is putting together another big stupid reality TV wedding.

“Kim and Rob haven’t been speaking to each other for months … she thinks he is lazy, and bringing down the family name because of his physical appearance. After arriving in Paris, Rob and Kim got into a very heated argument because she thought he was just moping around the hotel. She encouraged him to go out and sight see, which he declined to do,” the source told Radar. “This made her extremely angry, and they exchanged words. During the course of the argument, Rob was accused by Kim of leaking negative stories about her to the press. That was the final straw for Rob, because that is something he would never do.” The source continued, “So, he packed his bags, and left Paris before the wedding. He wanted nothing to do with it, and thought it was ridiculous that Kim’s third marriage was so over the top.”

Wait wait wait, Kim’s mad at her brother for leaking stories to the press for money and attention, and for having a few extra pounds? Because that’s literally all her family is known for. Seriously, throw Rob in a wedding dress and have some d-list nobody pee on him and he would literally be identical to Kim. LITERALLY. IDENTICAL. (360 days left until the over/under divorce date, by the way.)

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.