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Kim Kardashian may have photoshopped her selfies

Kim Kardashian may have photoshopped her selfies
January 7, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna

It’s kind of a given at this point that Kim Kardashian is a waterfall of lies, spewing a never-ending stream of falsehoods and fakery because society doesn’t bother practicing media literacy and she knows she can get away with it. Anyway, turns out that selfie she posted recently with Blac Chyna may have have been photoshopped, according to a pair of PS pros. RadarOnline reports …

“Now, before I begin, I must say this is all purely speculative, [since] I actually heard Kanye [West] might have brought curved doors to Ikea over six years ago,” he jokes. Getting back to business, he explains, “In the first pic, which I’ll call the Booty Pic, I have diagrammed with a red line how the door should look if it was a normal, straight-edged door. You can definitely see a gap at the same level as Kim’s chest. This would be caused by using a tool to expand her breasts.”

Video and photo production expert Devon Talbert of Devon T Productions examined the photos and came to similar conclusions. “Based on what I’ve seen, I’d have to say these photos were manipulated,” he tells Radar exclusively. Although cellphone cameras are known to have a slight distortion called “the jelly effect,” he says, “This is clearly not the case [with Kim’s pictures].”

So basically, South Park was right. About everything. I mean, they’re pretty much always right, but this is some fabulous turn-over for them. Not even a month after The Hobbit episode, and Kim is already proving them right. I swear, Matt Stone and Trey Parker should send her a thank you card or something. “Thank you for being awful and validating everything we said about you! Here’s a $25 gift certificate to Starbucks. Enjoy your latte, Frodo.”

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.