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Kim Kardashian left North West to go to Paris!

Kim Kardashian left North West to go to Paris!
September 30, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian flew off with Kanye West to a fashion show in Paris and left North West at home, because she can’t get them any more publicity anymore. Except maybe she can, because here’s a story from Us Weekly about how Kim is so sad that she’s leaving her behind, even though I’m pretty sure her and Kanye couldn’t tell her apart from a houseplant. “Goodbye North West, daddy and mommy will miss you! Oh, wait, that’s a fern. Well, we tried. Come on Kim, let’s go to Croissant Land.”

Kim Kardashian is missing her little girl! The reality star and boyfriend Kanye West landed in Paris after flying in a private plane Friday, Sept. 27 — leaving daughter North at home in Los Angeles. The first-time mom was upset to leave North, 3 months, behind for the first big getaway. (Though Kardashian did just pick up a passport for North in L.A. on Sept. 18.) “Kim was sad to say goodbye,” a source tells Us Weekly. “This is the first time she’s been away from the baby.”

Yeah, this is the first time she’s been away from the baby! It’s super sad and depressing and — Oh who are we kidding, North probably didn’t even notice. She just assumes the rotating army of nannies she has are her mother and they’re all trying to protect her from the evil cat-skeleton witch who keeps trying to put its mouth over hers and suck out her breath. ‘Grandma’ is what she calls herself …

Kim Kardashian

Reality star Kim Kardashian does some shopping at Hermes store in Paris, France on September 30, 2013. Kim has left her baby North behind in the States as she jetted to Paris with her boyfriend Kanye West for Paris Fashion Week.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.