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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West: Ruining each others’ careers!

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West: Ruining each others’ careers!

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West

Ever since Kim Kardashian and Kanye West started dating, they’ve both seen their popularity plummet as Kim’s show has lost viewers by the millions and Kanye’s concert attendance has also took a wee little nosedive. Well, RadarOnline reports that yes, their relationship actually is affecting their career, and it’s only a matter of time before they literally f*ck each others’ careers away …

“When putting two egotistical, self serving individuals together, you’ll create a rather vile spark. And in times of economic hardship across the country, bragging about materialism is typically frowned upon,” public relations expert Angie Meyer-Olszewski told Fox 411. “The Kardashian brand is a sinking ship. Anybody who jumps on board will eventually fall. A successful celebrity in his own right, Kanye made a horrible strategic decision by engaging himself with Kim,” she added.

“We are often drawn to people who have an ego and confidence that is derived from their talent. But an empty ego, based on a fake self-inflated image and concept, creates an over powering sense of desperation and superficiality,” human behavior expert Patrick Wanis bluntly told Fox 411.

Well, not really a surprise there. Have you seen the music video for “Bound 2?” It was awful. It’s basically just them f*cking, and they pretend like they reinvented the friggin’ wheel. Which I guess is a great analogy for their relationship: It’s a big steaming pile of sh!t that shows just how deep their idiocy runs, but they’ll both go to their graves pretending like it was a good idea.

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.