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Kim Kardashian is worried she’s not famous anymore!

Kim Kardashian is worried she’s not famous anymore!

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has been noticeably absent from the public eye since she had her baby girl North West, and a lot of people have been debating the reason for it. Is she still trying to lose the baby weight? Is she waiting until someone drums up enough money for baby pictures? Meh, I honestly really don’t care. The more time she spends out of the limelight the better for all of us. Kim, on the other hand, is completely terrified that all this time out of the spotlight is depleting her famewhore powers and she’s no longer famous. To which I say: HA! GOOD! RadarOnline reports …

“Kim has had this plan to show off how great she looks after giving birth and selling the pictures or videos for a lot of money, but she’s getting worried that it’s been too long and people aren’t as excited about seeing her anymore,” a source close to Kim told RadarOnline.

“Kim is used to having millions of adoring fans begging to see her all the time, but there has been a shift in her fan base and she’s getting nervous that people don’t care as much about her,” the source said. “After all the excitement the whole world had for Kate Middleton’s royal baby Kim had hoped that people would care about her that much, but now she’s freaking out that they’re not.”

Well of course she’s not as famous anymore. The only thing she ever did with her life was be seen. She’s famous for occupying space and having mass; literally her only talent is existing. If she can’t even do that, then people are slowly going to realize that she’s completely uninteresting, unremarkable, and unworthy of her fame or fortune. So no, I don’t feel too bad.

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.