Kim Kardashian is trying to get on Vogue (ITALIAN Vogue)

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

By now, it’s pretty much set in stone that Kim Kardashian will sooner be on the surface of Jupiter than she will be on the cover of Vogue. Sorry Kanye West, but no amount of ranting will make Anna Wintour see your famewhore as anything but future leather. Anyway, since Kim’s one major dream will never happen, now she’s trying to get on Vogue Italia. At this point, it’s easier to just go to a country where no one know who she is than it would be here in the one country she actually matters in.

Could the Italian editrix be her path to a Vogue cover at last? Sozzani actually already made the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star a cover girl back in 2012, when she graced the cover of men’s mag L’Uomo Vogue. Kim played that appearance off as the real thing, happily bragging about her Vogue cover all over social media. But as baby daddy West has often pointed out, a cover on the original fashion bible has eluded Kardashian. SOURCE

You know, I really am starting to feel bad for Kim. Obviously, this is her one goal, so here’s a handy little list to help her out here if she ever wants to be on Vogue

  • Develop an actual talent
  • Develop an actual sense of style that isn’t “bargain basement Sears”
  • Develop an actual personality
  • Be anyone other than yourself for the rest of your life

See? Easy-peasy!

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