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Kim Kardashian is about to become Kim Kardashian West

Kim Kardashian is about to become Kim Kardashian West
January 25, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

So Kim Kardashian was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to promote all the nothing she does (check out the videos below of her appearance). Yeah, I know, sometimes you kind of have to reach. Anyway, she decided to talk about her next big fake wedding this summer, and the only interesting thing she said is that she’ll be downgrading the Kardashian in her name and taking Kanye West‘s name.

The E! reality star also revealed she will take her love’s surname after they tie the knot. “I’ll probably be Kim Kardashian, move that to my middle name, West,” she explained. SOURCE

Okay, I know she’s just tacking West’s name on to her own, but I’ll take it anyway, because I know this is just tanning Kris Jenner‘s ass. Kim is and forever will be her bottom bitch, and the fact that she’s downgrading her name — literally the only thing the Kardashians have going for them — must be like a knife in her heart. Assuming she actually has a heart.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.