In what I’m sure is anything but a calculated ploy following reports that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are stuck in a loveless relationship and they’ve barely spent any time together since they announced their pregnancy, Kanye decided to have Kim flown to Paris so that they could spend a little time together. No really, I’m sure they’re genuinely in love with each other. Us Weekly reports …
Kim Kardashian is on a European adventure! After spending several days in Mykonos, Greece, with her family — and taping scenes for Keeping Up With the Kardashians, natch — the pregnant reality star received a visit from Kanye West on Monday, Apr. 29, Us Weekly can exclusively report.
The A-list couple “had a quick meal in Greece with her family,” a source reveals. Shortly after, the pair chartered a private plane to Paris, France, where the 35-year-old rapper is currently working on his next album. Kardashian’s famous family, meanwhile, stayed behind in Greece. (Stepbrother Brody Jenner and half-sister Kylie Jenner were seen doing flips off a yacht, while the rest of the family went jet skiing and horseback riding.)
Gosh, you can tell they’re just so in love, can’t you?
Kanye: Hello, good human female friend Kim. Aren’t we in love?
Kim: Yes. We are in love. Let us hug like loving human persons do.
(*Smoosh their bodies together and flap their limbs*)
Kanye: So, like, that’s how love works, right?
Kim: Of course not, you’re not money.