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Kim Kardashian headed to Paris with Kanye West

Kim Kardashian headed to Paris with Kanye West
April 30, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

In what I’m sure is anything but a calculated ploy following reports that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are stuck in a loveless relationship and they’ve barely spent any time together since they announced their pregnancy, Kanye decided to have Kim flown to Paris so that they could spend a little time together. No really, I’m sure they’re genuinely in love with each other. Us Weekly reports …

Kim Kardashian is on a European adventure! After spending several days in Mykonos, Greece, with her family — and taping scenes for Keeping Up With the Kardashians, natch — the pregnant reality star received a visit from Kanye West on Monday, Apr. 29, Us Weekly can exclusively report.

The A-list couple “had a quick meal in Greece with her family,” a source reveals. Shortly after, the pair chartered a private plane to Paris, France, where the 35-year-old rapper is currently working on his next album. Kardashian’s famous family, meanwhile, stayed behind in Greece. (Stepbrother Brody Jenner and half-sister Kylie Jenner were seen doing flips off a yacht, while the rest of the family went jet skiing and horseback riding.)

Gosh, you can tell they’re just so in love, can’t you?

Kanye: Hello, good human female friend Kim. Aren’t we in love?
Kim: Yes. We are in love. Let us hug like loving human persons do.
(*Smoosh their bodies together and flap their limbs*)
Kanye: So, like, that’s how love works, right?
Kim: Of course not, you’re not money.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.