It’s been a while since Kim Kardashian pulled out the selfie card for the sake of attention, mostly because the last time she did it, everyone called her out on photoshopping herself to look thinner. So of course, here’s Kim posing in one of her younger sisters’ swimsuits, since she’s slowly becoming less famous while her sisters are getting more and more famous. Which brings me to my main thesis: Kim has officially turned into Kris Jenner. Think about it: She’s an aging nobody with no real life skills. She’s marrying a much richer, more successful man for the sake of an easy ride. She’s using younger relatives for attention, trying to make herself look good by comparison. I’m telling you, Kim has become her mother. It’s finally happened.
March 13, 2014