Kim Kardashian had post-pregnancy plastic surgery?

Kim Kardashian had post-pregnancy plastic surgery?
November 21, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

For the past little while, Kim Kardashian has felt comfortable enough to go out in public again after losing her baby weight, which is all well and good … except for the fact that she’s been framing it as her giving the world a big middle finger, because HAHA! She’s hot again! And she worked hard for her body! Except according to Life & Style, she didn’t. Apparently, Kim spent $80,000 on post-pregnancy plastic surgery, and now she’s pretending that she somehow worked her ass off to get it.

A source says in the latest issue of Life & Style, on stands now, that the new mom has been seeing Dr. Simon Ourian, a Beverly Hills cosmetic plastic surgeon based at the discreet and upscale Epione clinic. She’s been getting work done, including fillers, stretch-mark treatments and a fat-reducing ultrasound procedure on her stomach that costs up to $5,000 a session. While Kim’s rep denies she’s being treated by Dr. Ourian, insiders tell the mag that she’s going to great lengths to keep her visits a secret. A source from the clinic shares that “Kim and other high-profile clients can sneak in through a back door” to keep from run-ins with the paparazzi. And during one trip to a laser hair-removal clinic — another of Kim’s secret weapons — she pretended to be visiting the Pilates studio next door. “She even wore workout clothes to throw off the photographers and begged them to make it look like she was going inside to work out, not to get laser treatments,” an insider spills to Life & Style.

I don’t really have much of a problem with celebrities getting plastic surgery — I have a scar on my stomach I’d love to get rid of, and I have stretch marks on my biceps that are less than pretty. — but I do have a problem with celebrities pretending they worked hard on their bodies when all they did was pay someone to fix their problem areas for them, especially when you’re using it to give the world the finger. Suck it Kim. You’re no remarkable beauty; you’re just someone with a few thousand dollars to spend on shortcuts.

Kim Kardashian

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.