Kim Kardashian faked a scene for her awful show? Gasp! No way!

Kim Kardashian

If you’ve been watching whichever the hell show Kim Kardashian and her cadre of equally useless relatives are currently pimping, you probably shouldn’t be allowed to watch television because you’re failing at it. Anyway, there was a scene recently where Kris Jenner and Khloé Kardashian get drunk and TP’ed Kim’s house while Kim whines about how she’s calling the cops, and it turns out the whole thing was scripted beforehand. This is what happens when you eat batteries while you’re pregnant. RadarOnline reports …

The entire event was scripted and planned well in advance, Radar has learned. “The premise was that Kim and Kourtney were ignoring Khloe as they shopped for baby clothes,” a source close to the show told Radar. “First, Kim and Kourtney have gone out of their way to NOT ignore Khloé because they know she is struggling to get pregnant. Of course, what is seen on camera is extremely different from what is going on off camera.

“It makes for better television if Khloé feels left out.

“On the upcoming show, Kris decides to take Khloé out for the night to cheer up her daughter. They got wasted drunk and went over to Kim’s, which all seemed very spontaneous, but was planned well in advance with Kim fully aware before the prank went down that her house was going to be covered with toilet paper. She was never going to call the cops on her mom and Khloé. It’s just insulting that they are trying to pass this off as how they really live their lives.”

Fun story here: When I was like ten and all my other brothers were around that general age group, our cousin came to live with us while she was in film school. One day, she brought home a camera and told us to do whatever the hell we wanted to. You know what we did? We ate a bunch of sugar and TP’ed our house. I’m not saying the Kardashians are collectively as intelligent as me and my brothers were back when we were snot-nosed little kids, but oh wait that’s exactly what I’m saying!

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