Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to enhance butts!

So somewhere between endorsing a credit card that sends teenage girls to the poor house and pimping out Silly Bandz (I actually had to look these up: They are rubber bands that are vaguely shaped like other things. And people buy them. WITH MONEY), Kim Kardashian decided to take some sort of moral high ground because she said that she’d never endorse ass-enhancing pills. Yeah, good for you.

“I’m like, I don’t think I need them and this is just crazy,” she explains during an appearance on The Rachael Ray Show, airing Monday, February 28 (check your local listings). “I would never endorse a product like that!” Adds matriarch Kris Jenner, 55: “It’s my job as a manager to present them with every single deal, whether I want to or not. It’s nothing about the 10 percent, I swear!” SOURCE

Quick little story here: A little while back, my boss from my non-gossip-based job asked me to describe to him who the Kardashians were because, somehow, he had never heard of them. I spent three hours trying to explain to him that they were two whores and a wookie who would go to the opening of an envelope if they were paid enough, and trying to convince him that they were culturally relevant. He’s still confused. So am I.

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