Kim Kardashian ditched her friends!

Like every other conniving, vindictive harpy lady who breaks up and immediately declares that any mutual friend who supports her ex in even the slightest fashion is dead to her (eat a dick, Kayla Walker) Kim Kardashian has decided to cut off any friend of hers that dares to lend their support to Kris Humphries, including professional … something, Brittny Gastineau. Wait, who names their daughter Brittny? Either her parents were too poor to afford a vowel, or they’re stockpiling bitches for the impending Raptwhore. RadarOnline reports:

“Kim would be LIVID if she found out that two of her friends have been talking to Kris, as recently as late Sunday night. Kim’s inner circle was shocked that she decided to end her marriage, and that Kris has essentially been disposed of. Her former friend’s have been shut out of Kim’s life since the decision was made to file for divorce, which has been shocking to her former BFF’s. Kim’s pals also feel that they are disposable in the Kardashian world, even more insulting to them is they have known Kim for over 10 years,” a source close to the situation tells us.

As RadarOnline previously reported, Brittny Gastineau, Kim’s very close friend, caught the bouquet at the over the top nuptials; she’s left messages and phone calls for the E! star, but Kim hasn’t returned one phone call yet. Lisa Gastineau, Brittny’s mom told us, “Britt has always been a great friend to Kim.”

“The contact between Humphries and Kim’s posse haven’t been bashing her, rather, the girls are offering their support to Kris. They feel bad for him, and are giving him advice on how to move forward,” the insider says.

So basically, everyone in America hates her and Kim’s immediate response is “Well, better get rid of all the people who do like me! Like they actually do anything, amirite?” To put this into perspective, this would be like if the captain of the Titanic just started jabbing holes into the life boats as the water levels rose.

Kim Kardashian, Brittny Gastineau, Gabrielle Union

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