Kim Kardashian called the paps on her and Kanye?

Kim Kardashian called the paps on her and Kanye?
August 16, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

Yesterday, pictures surfaced of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out in public for the first time since she had her baby North West. Naturally, everyone assumed that she just called the paparazzi herself because she’s Kim Kardashian and that’s exactly the kind of thing she does. Shockingly, RadarOnline reports that that’s exactly what happens. I know, that must be very surprising to you all. I’ll give you a minute so that you may pick up your jaw which has surely hit the floor.

After pictures of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West along with the requisite nanny, taking daughter North West to the pediatrician were published on Thursday, the singer became enraged that a shutterbug had captured the outing on film, and accused the Kardashians of staging a photo op, RadarOnline is exclusively reporting.

West, who has had several violent recent encounters with photographers, went “absolutely ballistic that a paparrazzo took the pictures of the family outing to baby North’s appointment with her pediatrician. Kanye was absolutely unaware that the photographer was in the parking garage of the medical facility,” a source told Radar.

“If he had been, well, given Kanye’s history of outbursts with photographers, it wouldn’t have turned out well. He believes that a member of the Kardashian clan tipped off the photographer. It’s no secret that Kim works with several media outlets and has been known to tip off the press about her whereabouts.”

Man, poor Kanye, how could he have possibly known Kim Kardashian would do something so incredibly predictable? If only she had a well documented history of doing literally anything she can for attention and calling the paparazzi on herself for the sake of publicity. There’s no way anyone could have possibly seen that one coming, unless they had some sort of clairvoyance or, you know, a basic rudimentary understanding of human behavior.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.