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Kim Kardashian’s butt can’t compete with Blac Chyna’s!

Kim Kardashian’s butt can’t compete with Blac Chyna’s!
January 6, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna

Despite the fact that South Park already revealed that Kim Kardashian is secretly a hobbit with an extensive Photoshop budget, Kim is still posting selfies else she be deported to Middle Earth. Well apparently, Kim got a little cocky because she decided to compare asses with her BFF Blac Chyna. Even with all the Photoshop, and posing, and padding, she still can’t match up. But don’t worry: she’ll just go steal some gold from Smaug’s lair and she’ll feel all better about herself.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.