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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married?
May 5, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

Real talk: this weekend, I got to see my cousin get married to the love of her life in a beautiful private ceremony that the entire family came together to create. It was lovely event, she was deliriously happy, and everyone had a good time. I bring that up because now that I know what a wedding is actually supposed to look like, I now hate Kris Jenner‘s “turn every wedding into a reality TV spectacle for fame and money” gambit even more. Which makes me a little happy that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married in private, thus depriving her of the fame energy that fuels her evil powers.

The parents of daughter North reportedly tied the knot in California but are still planning a more lavish celebration — rumored to be in Paris — later this year. The power couple has been spotted in recent weeks touring Versailles and checking out other luxe locations in France, though details of the wedding remain a secret. Now that the union is official, Kim and North are making their way to New York City for the Met Gala. SOURCE

Granted, they’re still going to make a big whole spectacle out of their second pretend marriage for the sake of squeezing one last bucket of cash out of a family name that is quickly dying in the public eye, but at least the world will know that it was all just a big fakery. That’s the only upside to watching two people pretend to get married for a TV show.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.