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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged
October 22, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Kim Kardashian turned 33 years-old yesterday (and her boobs turned 15, her ass turned 8, and her face turned 2) so we made a concerted effort to ignore her for a day. Well, now we’re about to make up for lost time, because she and Kanye West just got engaged on Sunday night. You know, months after she finalized her divorce from that guy who she only married for attention and money by turning the whole thing into a reality TV special. So this will end well. HuffPo reports …

The rapper spared no expense in popping the question, renting out San Francisco’s AT&T Park where the field’s jumbo screen, flashed with the words, “PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!” According to E!, West presented the 33-year-old reality star with a 15-carat diamond ring by Lorraine Schwartz, and Kim obviously said, “yes.”

Yay! So basically, Kanye married the trophy he’s had his eyes on for years and Kim has a more famous person on her arm now. In a weird, sad way, they’re made for each other. Hell, they’re perfect for each other, at least in the sense that they’re both attention-starved social climbers, and now they’ve combined Voltron-style. Congrats to the two of you! I’m sure the two of you will make each other very happy successful.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.